holy bejeezus it’s finally the freakin weeken. having to work last weekend really put a tiff into my whole week and messed up my internal schedule. what day is it? is it a school night? can i drink this entire bottle of wine to myself?**
sometimes after a 12 day work bender, all i want to do is never leave my bed, binge watch whatever show i’m obsessed with at the time (currently Community- PLEASE let me know if you watch this so we can discuss!!!!) and eat mass amounts of carbohydrates i mean vegetables haha?
this weekend though, i feel a RAGE coming on. i want to go OUT. i want to dance in a circle with my friends and talk about boys and if you don’t know thats a dane cook reference we are fighting. the reality of my night out would be me going out with my girlfriends being idiots and seeing how long it takes us to scare away potential makeout partners with our horrific fake stories about who we are. WE ARE LIKE REALLY COOL.
so what does one wear for a night out when you don’t buy those “going out” clothes the young kids all wear these days? you take your favorite cutup band tee shirt, pair it with the mini skirt you normally wear with a large winter sweater and you shake your tailfeather the way god intended.
((yes in this example god is a female who knows how to get down to some chingy and nelly shout out to the 3-1-4))i’m really good at looking at the ground? i guess? whatever if you cant accept me at my ground looking you don’t deserve me at my smiling.
and here we are.
SO OFF WE GO for a night on the town with the ladies. or so i assume since i wrote this a few days ago with little to no idea what i was doing on saturday night but AS I TYPE THIS I REALLY WANT TO GO OUT so let me live. find out if i have a wild night out or a lame ass night in by checkin out/creepin on my instagram stories @ashli_p.
xoxo gossip girl jk its me ashli
**it was wednesday, a school night, and the answer was a loud resounding yes. momma didnt raise no quitter.